OK guys. I gotta level with you here.
My intentions for the DeBaroncelli-Gentz Honorary Olive Orchard were not ENTIRELY Altruistic.
At some point the trees in your Honorary Carbon Dioxide Sucking Olive Orchard are going to grow up and want to make babies.
My dark and dirty capitalist intentions are to exploit these future olive tree fetus and make sure they are never born into trees. Think of me as a new flora branch of Planned Parenthood. A very sadistic branch.
Some I intend to soak in brine and spices in order to preserve the little olive fetus for consumption.
Some I will just smash and crush till the oil oozes from their little olive fetus bodies.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I feel better already just getting that confession off my chest.
I love you guys more than you will ever know.
Merry Christmas!
Papa Jack
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